Monday, April 03, 2006

Things That Should Not Be Shared.

  1. Close up shots of footballers clearing their nasal passages or re-arranging their 'tackle'.
  2. Garlic breath.
  3. Intimate details of your sex life. I have my own thanks, (unless it's a funny story).
  4. Sneezes.
  5. Used hankies, especially when it's to clean your glasses.
  6. Other people's farts.
  7. Your car, with your teenage children. It will always be returned promptly when the tank needs filling, and have little mementoes of all the fast food chains they've visited.
  8. Off hand remarks, they may be off hand but they are never off the record. They are guaranteed to come back to haunt you.
  9. Pubic hair, especially when found in the bath in a hotel.
  10. Your opinion on someone else's fashion sense. The person you're talking to is going to be either their mother, sister or best friend. There is never a big hole when you need one.
  11. False teeth.

Any other submissions for the list?

7 at confession:

Charlie said...

I LOVE lists!

Off the top of my head,

toothbrushes

Attila The Mom said...

Food or drink. I absolutely HATE it when someone asks to have a sip of my drink, or a bite of my whatever.

If I can't get out of it gracefully, I'll just hand the sucker over.

arrgghhhh!

Meg said...

Monkey pox.

The Poodle's Friend said...

Roll-on deodorant?

Kim Ayres said...

I was about to say toothbrushes, but the Admiral beat me to it, so I'll have to go for toilet stories.

Simon said...

12. a list of 11 things which should not be shared.

Kim said...

erm...
I kinda like it when they rearrange their tackle...

12. Bar soap - odds are, the curly hair stuck to it didn't come from your man's chest.

 
A Tykes Progress. Design by Exotic Mommie. Illustraion By DaPino