This afternoon his Lordship and I were a little preoccupied, when the phone rang.
"Hello St Jude residence,"
"Hello madam I'm calling about your recent plumbing emergency,"
His Lordship sighed and whispered, "What do they want?"
My hand over the receiver, "something about our plumbing urgency" I whispered back.
"We're a little busy at the moment is it important?" I enquired
"It won't take long, I just need a little more information"
I'm a woman, I can multitask, so I carried on with the call. "What would you like toooo knoow?"
"Well we were just wondering how happy you were with our plumbing service?" he enquired
"Oh very happy dear... down a little, is it on the highest speed setting?" His Lordship gave me a thumbs up.
"I'm sorry madam, I, I didn't quite get that,"
"I'm sorry dear I was talking to my husband, deeper, deeper, dear, aaahh oh that's the spot" I urged
The young mans voice had turned a rich baritone, "ah hem, and would you recommend our service.."
"Yes, oh yes,"
"Thank you madam, and I was.."
"Oooh yes, that's it, NO don't stoOP YES, YES, OH GOD YEESSSSSSSS,"
"Er madam, madam I, er, I,"
A short while later when I returned from the moment in which I had been lost I realised that the young man had disappeared from the end of the phone. Ah well at least the terrible knot in my right shoulder is now gone thanks to the wonderful little massage thingy, expertly wielded by his Lordship I might add.
4 hours ago