Sunday, November 29, 2009

Plumbing Urgency

This afternoon his Lordship and I were a little preoccupied, when the phone rang.

"Hello St Jude residence,"

"Hello madam I'm calling about your recent plumbing emergency,"

His Lordship sighed and whispered, "What do they want?"

My hand over the receiver, "something about our plumbing urgency" I whispered back.

"We're a little busy at the moment is it important?" I enquired

"It won't take long, I just need a little more information"

I'm a woman, I can multitask, so I carried on with the call. "What would you like toooo knoow?"

"Well we were just wondering how happy you were with our plumbing service?" he enquired

"Oh very happy dear... down a little, is it on the highest speed setting?" His Lordship gave me a thumbs up.

"I'm sorry madam, I, I didn't quite get that,"

"I'm sorry dear I was talking to my husband, deeper, deeper, dear, aaahh oh that's the spot" I urged

The young mans voice had turned a rich baritone, "ah hem, and would you recommend our service.."

"Yes, oh yes,"

"Thank you madam, and I was.."

"Oooh yes, that's it, NO don't stoOP YES, YES, OH GOD YEESSSSSSSS,"

"Er madam, madam I, er, I,"

A short while later when I returned from the moment in which I had been lost I realised that the young man had disappeared from the end of the phone. Ah well at least the terrible knot in my right shoulder is now gone thanks to the wonderful little massage thingy, expertly wielded by his Lordship I might add.

18 at confession:

Maggie May said...

Very funny. I wonder what he thought you were up to!!!!!!!!!!

Nuts in May

Kim Ayres said...


greenduckiesgirl said...

Oh, that's hilarious! Love it! Serves the telemarketers right!

Tracey said...

Nice! Maybe he'll tell the boss that you said the service was orgasmic! ;)

Green-Eyed Momster

Stinkypaw said...

Good for you!

Silver said...

Fun! I can't imagine what the poor guy is thinking on the other end.. ;D


Pat said...

Oooh thank goodness for that. I was beginning to wonder what I had dropped in on :)

savannah said...

;~D xoxoxo

St Jude said...

Maggie May - I am probably infamous now with the plumbing company.

Kim - ;0}

Greenduckiesgirl - I have a new method of dealing with the nuisance calls.

GEM - That's a nice one.

Stinkypaw - yes it was very good for me!!

Silver - Hello how nice to meet you. I hope I didn't make him blush.

Pat - Hello there, we seem to bump into one another in so many places. I'm so glad I didn't frighten you away. I am a saint so don't worry.

Savanah - Right back at you sweetie. xoxoxo

mapstew said...

You are TOO bold missus! :¬)

Anonymous said...

Teehee, I will have to remember that next time a telemarketer phones!

St Jude said...

Mapstew - What little old me. ;0)

Polergirl - I'm sure it will work a treat.

white rabbit said...

Never seen your blog before. Hilarious first read! :D

Kevin Musgrove said...

Ooh I say!

Argent said...

Hehe, excellent! I think it's a tactic worth trying even if someone isn't massaging your shoulders. A friend of mine used to take his pet python to the door with him if he thought it was a salesman calling - they soon cleared off for some reason.

CJ said...

Ha ha!! LOVE it!

Madame DeFarge said...

Well, ooh-er missus. Must have been something stuck in your u bend.

Jimmy Bastard said...

You can wax lyrically all you like hen, I recognise a twinkle in an eye when I see one.

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