- Bury St Jude in Back Yard - Baltimore (any advice from my friends across the pond?)
- Wife Swapping in England - New Delhi (Slightly worrying,)
- Man eats pooh - Manchester (They are from the wrong side of the Pennines!)
- Boobs Experiments - Czech Republic (Say no more.)
Talking of experiments, I think it is time for another little cultural experiment, if you don't know what on earth I'm talking about check this out.
Widescreenboy - Go into a large sports shop and ask, (in an American accent), for a 'fanny pack'.
Nikki -HA! I've got one. It does however, entail another trip to the butcher.Instead of asking for rump roast, ask for a lump of cow butt.
Kate - You could go up to one of those scarey women on a department store beauty counter and ask whose toilet the toilet water comes from.
One Ear - Ask your local crack dealer for an ounce of "happiness." hmm, thanks for that one, let me think about it...